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Kali Ma
02:40
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A ton is what the uzi weighin
In the sun I’m having fun while getting lil boosie faded
Me and my dogs fight like Mike Vic did
They leave my crib but always come back like the Mcrib,
Lay up in the bed like a cuticle
I provide the rhymes and he provides the pharmaceuticals
Rock a black tie if its suitable
Turn a good time into four beheadings and a funeral
We both cook, but my recipes quicker
I eat my competition like the Chesapeake Ripper
I’m never running from ya
If you come around, you getting knocked down like Chumbawumba
They say I’m evil, I’m just looking for the root of it
Like to shoot the gift off a bottle and a budda stick
My ex girl thick was hard for her to pick a bra
Still she went from Pocahontis to just some other Chickasaw
You gotta Lil Fame and lost it
You need to Ante Up, what you smoking on Dewayne Johnson
Can you smell what the Clark is cooking
Sing Lodi Da, Kali Ma and get ya fucking heart tooken
You gotta Lil Fame and lost it
You need to Ante Up, what you smoking on Dewayne Johnson
Can you smell what the Clark is cooking
Sing Lodi Da, Kali Ma and get ya fucking heart tooken
I’ll assemble the goons
And turn the venue into the Temple of Doom
The whole house will get tore down
You said you burn me like the Hound but only lasted a Short Round
I’m built like a Cligane
I protect my dame while we playing the big game
I might never sit on the Iron Throne
Too busy dueling and ruling the iron microphone
I think my penis is a genius
Cause he always lets me know where a queen is I can team with
All you jerks got me cursing
With my bad bitch she the worst call her Cersei
You should give me a hand, the King Slayer
Shit I spent a couple grand on the plan I need paper
Why you think that Clark be kidding
When Im spitting shit as strong as the liquid that Geoffry sippin
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One More
02:28
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Lips that touch liquor, touch other lips quicker
Gotta sick liver, sip from the big dipper
Not a nit picker but think I might be done for
Still, before I hit the floor, I order one more
I know it sounds a bit depressing
But I had to get drunk just to find you interesting
In your home you’re the first to make it to college
Still you always on your phone and regurgitating the knowledge
You can find me in a pub I like speaking with the old timers
Buy another round til we leaning like I sold recliners
We all telling tall tales and singing ballads
Til you gotta grip the bar while you sit to keep the balance
Shit I’d rather do this than be a trendsetter
Not trying to be a brand I’m an under the influencer
I get pissed and remanisse just for shits and giggles
It makes my sound like this
When I spit all of my written riddles
Drink triple, then see double
Then act single, when I get home they’ll be trouble
This the reason my ex hoe been gone
Because I came home and I left one of my Trojans on
Not one of my finest moments
But with a sober mind it’s kind of hard to find the focus
When I’m at the bar don’t have to mention my order
I use all this booze to cure attention disorder
Just give me a bottle it’s the novelist
In Cabo on a yacht, I’ll go Drago over the Nautilus
In a bit might need a pot to piss
I’m in the cabin with the Captain laughing as we shot the shit
I like to get drunk I do it proudly
I still get it done I’m the young Chuck Bukowski
When you call me alcoholic, yo its hard for me to keep my calm
You say I gotta problem, but there 100,000 reefer songs
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4,080
02:29
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Stay patient don’t just sign it
Let a lawyer look it over
They say Satan’s in the fine print
Don’t get caught with your pants down
You signed away your life
Cause you were practicing ya hand style
You wanted more, I said yo, our spot is fine
They drew a queue in the sand in the form of dotted line
And then you Handcocked it
They went and hustled ya I guess I can’t knock it
I keep it Poppington, Dusko
wore a big coat when I went shoppin for Rustos
You gotta walk slow so they don’t click clack
I racked six you can get me back with a six pack
Before Yeezus was rocking pink clothes
I slide a 5th of Easus Jesus down my Jincos
I know stealing is as sin, I bought a house in Haites
But I’d never steal from my friends, you went 4,080
Gee willikers
He exhales the smoke out his throat then he spill a verse
Write my thoughts over the paper
Rather trust what I’ve been taught cause I’m not naughty by nature
Be rock heavy blades on the block cause crime pays
Splash ya Chevy Chase on some cockney rhyme slang
Before you cock the tool again
Don’t be afraid to use ya hands like a soccer hooligan
It’s like nobody play fair no more
You wanna start a war but grew up playing Paramore
You and ya friend small look like a couple of prem-es
Call me chef Clark, I cook knuckle paninis
I give no fucks that shit is customary
If you pull a gun then I’ll be ya fucking huckleberry
The super star, Living Proof since the Group Home
Just give me Dap and say Im the truth on my tombstone
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Benny Hinn
02:35
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I was taught to love beef like many hindus
Practice what I preach knock your ass out like Benny Hinn do
I don’t give a fuck wont spare a buck to Mr. Wendels
You provide the tithing might Killah Priest got Heavy Mentals,
I love my fans but sometimes I bark at em
Cause clark gotta couple stans that are dark like Mark Chapman
They like the way I write and all my bragging raps
Because I’m white they think I’m alright with a Maga hat
But let me go on record
And drop a Jewel on em like I’m Omar Credle
I ain’t fucking with the red hat cats they bout to turn me Cryp
The antivaccers need to get shot and earn a turniquet
I ain’t getting some measles cause of you dumb weasels
Who than that Jesus’d carry a gun
You bums evil
You really need to get a fucking clue my mon
Don’t play my song while on youtube watching Q anon,
Going dumb like flat earth Wika nerds
Need to find a bird with fat curvicaturs
Feeling bad word pick a nurse
Wanna dick her give her the cash or she might stick ya first
Now you feeling the love like Maya Rudolph,
When her mommy Minnie sung her the song to make her cool off
Got a penny I’ll give you a thought at least a gooma
For moolah, she will rent you her heart for afternoonas
Nothings better than some fresh twat
Quit playing games you know this better than ya X box
Yeah I said it cause I meant it
Get off them thread boards you only said it cause you Reddit
You know there’s real women right
Might get a lady if your weren’t a baby trying to pick a fight
Instead you searching for porn looking at ass drooling
Til you’ll only leave your home to do a mass shooting
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5. |
Mouse Dick
02:13
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6. |
Joe Rogan
03:11
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7. |
Friend In Need
03:10
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8. |
Holy Mackeral
02:28
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9. |
Moderation
03:40
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Wally Clark Denver, Colorado
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