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Banned From All Bars

by Wally Clark and Farmabeats

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1.
Kali Ma 02:40
A ton is what the uzi weighin In the sun I’m having fun while getting lil boosie faded Me and my dogs fight like Mike Vic did They leave my crib but always come back like the Mcrib, Lay up in the bed like a cuticle I provide the rhymes and he provides the pharmaceuticals Rock a black tie if its suitable Turn a good time into four beheadings and a funeral We both cook, but my recipes quicker I eat my competition like the Chesapeake Ripper I’m never running from ya If you come around, you getting knocked down like Chumbawumba They say I’m evil, I’m just looking for the root of it Like to shoot the gift off a bottle and a budda stick My ex girl thick was hard for her to pick a bra Still she went from Pocahontis to just some other Chickasaw You gotta Lil Fame and lost it You need to Ante Up, what you smoking on Dewayne Johnson Can you smell what the Clark is cooking Sing Lodi Da, Kali Ma and get ya fucking heart tooken You gotta Lil Fame and lost it You need to Ante Up, what you smoking on Dewayne Johnson Can you smell what the Clark is cooking Sing Lodi Da, Kali Ma and get ya fucking heart tooken I’ll assemble the goons And turn the venue into the Temple of Doom The whole house will get tore down You said you burn me like the Hound but only lasted a Short Round I’m built like a Cligane I protect my dame while we playing the big game I might never sit on the Iron Throne Too busy dueling and ruling the iron microphone I think my penis is a genius Cause he always lets me know where a queen is I can team with All you jerks got me cursing With my bad bitch she the worst call her Cersei You should give me a hand, the King Slayer Shit I spent a couple grand on the plan I need paper Why you think that Clark be kidding When Im spitting shit as strong as the liquid that Geoffry sippin
2.
One More 02:28
Lips that touch liquor, touch other lips quicker Gotta sick liver, sip from the big dipper Not a nit picker but think I might be done for Still, before I hit the floor, I order one more I know it sounds a bit depressing But I had to get drunk just to find you interesting In your home you’re the first to make it to college Still you always on your phone and regurgitating the knowledge You can find me in a pub I like speaking with the old timers Buy another round til we leaning like I sold recliners We all telling tall tales and singing ballads Til you gotta grip the bar while you sit to keep the balance Shit I’d rather do this than be a trendsetter Not trying to be a brand I’m an under the influencer I get pissed and remanisse just for shits and giggles It makes my sound like this When I spit all of my written riddles Drink triple, then see double Then act single, when I get home they’ll be trouble This the reason my ex hoe been gone Because I came home and I left one of my Trojans on Not one of my finest moments But with a sober mind it’s kind of hard to find the focus When I’m at the bar don’t have to mention my order I use all this booze to cure attention disorder Just give me a bottle it’s the novelist In Cabo on a yacht, I’ll go Drago over the Nautilus In a bit might need a pot to piss I’m in the cabin with the Captain laughing as we shot the shit I like to get drunk I do it proudly I still get it done I’m the young Chuck Bukowski When you call me alcoholic, yo its hard for me to keep my calm You say I gotta problem, but there 100,000 reefer songs
3.
4,080 02:29
Stay patient don’t just sign it Let a lawyer look it over They say Satan’s in the fine print Don’t get caught with your pants down You signed away your life Cause you were practicing ya hand style You wanted more, I said yo, our spot is fine They drew a queue in the sand in the form of dotted line And then you Handcocked it They went and hustled ya I guess I can’t knock it I keep it Poppington, Dusko wore a big coat when I went shoppin for Rustos You gotta walk slow so they don’t click clack I racked six you can get me back with a six pack Before Yeezus was rocking pink clothes I slide a 5th of Easus Jesus down my Jincos I know stealing is as sin, I bought a house in Haites But I’d never steal from my friends, you went 4,080 Gee willikers He exhales the smoke out his throat then he spill a verse Write my thoughts over the paper Rather trust what I’ve been taught cause I’m not naughty by nature Be rock heavy blades on the block cause crime pays Splash ya Chevy Chase on some cockney rhyme slang Before you cock the tool again Don’t be afraid to use ya hands like a soccer hooligan It’s like nobody play fair no more You wanna start a war but grew up playing Paramore You and ya friend small look like a couple of prem-es Call me chef Clark, I cook knuckle paninis I give no fucks that shit is customary If you pull a gun then I’ll be ya fucking huckleberry The super star, Living Proof since the Group Home Just give me Dap and say Im the truth on my tombstone
4.
Benny Hinn 02:35
I was taught to love beef like many hindus Practice what I preach knock your ass out like Benny Hinn do I don’t give a fuck wont spare a buck to Mr. Wendels You provide the tithing might Killah Priest got Heavy Mentals, I love my fans but sometimes I bark at em Cause clark gotta couple stans that are dark like Mark Chapman They like the way I write and all my bragging raps Because I’m white they think I’m alright with a Maga hat But let me go on record And drop a Jewel on em like I’m Omar Credle I ain’t fucking with the red hat cats they bout to turn me Cryp The antivaccers need to get shot and earn a turniquet I ain’t getting some measles cause of you dumb weasels Who than that Jesus’d carry a gun You bums evil You really need to get a fucking clue my mon Don’t play my song while on youtube watching Q anon, Going dumb like flat earth Wika nerds Need to find a bird with fat curvicaturs Feeling bad word pick a nurse Wanna dick her give her the cash or she might stick ya first Now you feeling the love like Maya Rudolph, When her mommy Minnie sung her the song to make her cool off Got a penny I’ll give you a thought at least a gooma For moolah, she will rent you her heart for afternoonas Nothings better than some fresh twat Quit playing games you know this better than ya X box Yeah I said it cause I meant it Get off them thread boards you only said it cause you Reddit You know there’s real women right Might get a lady if your weren’t a baby trying to pick a fight Instead you searching for porn looking at ass drooling Til you’ll only leave your home to do a mass shooting
5.
Mouse Dick 02:13
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Joe Rogan 03:11
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Moderation 03:40

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released February 5, 2021

Produced by: Farmabeats

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